Retired Goat — No Watch, No Quarters, No Problem Tee
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No watch. No quarters. No problem.
A coffee-sipping goat kicks back in a beach chair beneath Retired Goat lettering. The “Off the Watchbill” chest graphic completes this laid-back retirement tee—a fitting gift for a Chief ready to trade the duty schedule for some well-earned downtime.
Product details
- Comfort Colors 1717 unisex garment-dyed tee
- Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Soft-washed feel and relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and seamless tubular body
- Sewn-in label
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