What Time Is It? — Navy Chronometer Tee
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The watch is broken. The Chief is not impressed.
A bewildered sailor, a damaged chronometer, and an unimpressed Chief turn a familiar Navy response into vintage-style artwork. The back graphic reads “Due to the Fallacious Nature of My Chronometer…” and “The Approximate Military Time Is…”—a conversation starter for anyone who knows the routine.
Three USN anchors and Keepers of Heritage and Tradition sit on the left chest. Wear a little Chief’s Mess humor on your next day off.
Fit & fabric
- Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee
- Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline
- Medium-weight fabric: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
- Seamless body and reinforced shoulders
- Tear-away label
Check the size guide before ordering. Fabric composition varies by color; White may appear off-white.
More sea-story style: shop the All Me Bloomin’ Life tee or explore Chief Gear.
Ordering & delivery
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For personalization requests, contact us before ordering to confirm whether the change is available. An order note alone does not confirm a design change.
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