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This glossy kiss-cut sticker captures a cheeky, vintage-military vibe: a cigar-chomping goat in aviator shades and a USN chief cap holding a mug that reads “Fueled by Coffee & Bad Decisions.” The warm sepia tones and richly detailed linework give it an aged, worn-in look that still pops against laptops, journals, or water bottles. It sticks smoothly, resists scratches, and comes in white or transparent backgrounds so the art blends or stands out as you want. Slip it onto gear that gets handled daily and let that dry-humor attitude travel with you—whether tucked into a toolkit, adorning a locker, or brightening a work desk.
This design speaks to people who appreciate military nods, salty humor, and bold character art. It sits well on rugged surfaces and casual spaces, adding personality without shouting. Use it to mark your kit, celebrate service-minded friends, or add a wink to your everyday carry.
Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant finish for long-lasting shine
- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive
- Eco-solvent inks for vibrant, true-to-design colors
- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes
- Quick, bubble-free application for smooth placement
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
Chief Goat Sticker – "Fueled by Coffee & Bad Decisions" Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decal
$4.99
This design speaks to people who appreciate military nods, salty humor, and bold character art. It sits well on rugged surfaces and casual spaces, adding personality without shouting. Use it to mark your kit, celebrate service-minded friends, or add a wink to your everyday carry.
Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant finish for long-lasting shine
- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive
- Eco-solvent inks for vibrant, true-to-design colors
- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes
- Quick, bubble-free application for smooth placement
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.